Joey’s Best One Liners: A Recap


1.  Joey: “If he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point.”

Rachel: “A moo point?”

Joey: “Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

2. “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN FROM JOEY HOW TO CHEER UP THEIR FRIENDS, SERIOUSLY! XD

3. JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD! Could he BE more clear? XD


Ross : It tastes like feet!

Joey Tribbiani : Well, I like it.

Ross : Are you kidding?

Joey Tribbiani : I mean, what’s not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

5. “That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!” Joey is best. Period. 

6. “Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!” 

7. And here’s the best one *blushing* “HOW YOU DOIN’?”