The Boy Who Lived is famously, also The Boy Who Spoke. Harry is well known for his comebacks! Not just him, the books and the movies of the wizarding world are full of wit. Here is a list of humorous words that our favourite characters have blurted out in the uncanniest situations.
“ ‘Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?’
‘Yes,’ said Harry stiffly.
‘Yes, sir.’
‘There’s no need to call me sir Professor.’
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
‘Listening to the news! Again?’
‘Well, it changes every day, you see,’ said Harry.
“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.” -Draco Malfoy
“I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.” — Sirius Black
“Alas, earwax!”
Even Albus Dumbledore is not about to get things right! But how did he know what earwax tastes like?
“You’d Think I Walk Around With My Eyes Shut, Banging Off The Walls…”
After his days as an Auror, Alastor Moody, more generally called Mad-Eye Moody, often became suspicious. He felt that everyone was a Death Eater, that every gift was a pit, that every corner of it was endangered, and that is why he was really careful.
“They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs and practice?” “No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick.”
Then he ran before Dudley could work out what he’d said. You may beat Harry physically but you can’t beat him in sarcasm.
“We could have all been killed, or worse — expelled”
Hermione cracking us up at her best.
